Oh wait, we're the District. If we don't like the rules, we can just change them!
All it takes is a $10,000 untendered contract awarded without council's knowledge or approval and voila! The water in Waseosa is magically all better now!
No, really -- Hutcheson made a mistake the first time so we'll pay him another 10 Gs to fix it now.Â
I know -- we'll just call it a "statistical review" and make it all sound so routine. What's another 10 large between friends?